Okay, so it's not that bad. Nothing is that bad. I wanted to talk a little today about internet porn. Why? Because I have no idea why people do what they do. I'm going over my head how, how could some 19 year old, pretty hot looking chick, eat someone else's shit, then puke it back into her friend's asshole, then fist it in there, then she shits it back into her mouth, then they both kiss and eat it together. I mean, I don't think there's any amount of money in the world they could pay me to do that. So then I thought, are these girls kidnapped? Are they being forced to do this shit? Are they really just that badly addicted to drugs that they will literally do ANYTHING for their next fix? I have so many questions and there are never enough answers. How can I contact these girls for interviews? And what about all the crazy ass amature porn that's out there of equally fucking batshit insane videos, what are those fuckers thinking? Where do they work during the day? Is that my local Wal Mart greeter stuffing an eggplant in her vagina and pissing off a balcony?
My God, man.
I really have to lay off the internet.