Wednesday, September 29, 2010

My face still freakin' hurts

And it looks like this:

Ahhhhhh!!!!

Okay, so it's not that bad.  Nothing is that bad.  I wanted to talk a little today about internet porn.  Why?  Because I have no idea why people do what they do.  I'm going over my head how, how could some 19 year old, pretty hot looking chick, eat someone else's shit, then puke it back into her friend's asshole, then fist it in there, then she shits it back into her mouth, then they both kiss and eat it together.  I mean, I don't think there's any amount of money in the world they could pay me to do that.  So then I thought, are these girls kidnapped?  Are they being forced to do this shit?  Are they really just that badly addicted to drugs that they will literally do ANYTHING for their next fix?  I have so many questions and there are never enough answers.  How can I contact these girls for interviews?  And what about all the crazy ass amature porn that's out there of equally fucking batshit insane videos, what are those fuckers thinking?  Where do they work during the day?  Is that my local Wal Mart greeter stuffing an eggplant in her vagina and pissing off a balcony?  

My God, man.  


I really have to lay off the internet.
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32 comments:

  1. RainingPiPsSeptember 29, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    wow that guy is sexy /b/ro! Get ta following!

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  2. Ray CzarSeptember 29, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    >I really have to lay off the internet.

    truer words have never been spoken, sir.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    OH MY GOD. what the fuuuudge

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 29, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    Fuck me that's disgusting.

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  5. SaltyThePirateSeptember 29, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    sick to say the least...not in a good way either lol

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  6. BillSeptember 29, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    What the hell is this?

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  7. lbennington10September 29, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    *vomits*

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  8. TroySeptember 29, 2010 at 1:23 PM

    oh god what is that

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  9. loloriz0rSeptember 29, 2010 at 1:43 PM

    Word.
    There's some unbelievable bullsh*t out there.

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  10. SlumphSeptember 29, 2010 at 1:57 PM

    0.0

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  11. RyukaiSeptember 29, 2010 at 1:58 PM

    That picture made me feel sick lol. Nah just kidding I enjoyed reading your post.

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  12. HelldozerSeptember 29, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    There is no shortage of damaged fuckers out there, my brother. All you can do is learned to be entertained by their scat-munching antics.

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  13. ChipSeptember 29, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    aww :( i feel bad

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  14. MrClubMusicSeptember 29, 2010 at 2:53 PM

    That doesn't seem nice! :o

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  15. Jenny HensonySeptember 29, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    If you ever figure out how to contact them, don't hold out on me. I'm getting a degree in psychology, that shit's golden for papers.

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  16. doingitwrongSeptember 29, 2010 at 2:58 PM

    oh god what is this

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  17. poorfagsSeptember 29, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    Ow, that must hurt

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  18. RJSeptember 29, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    yeah some pretty fucked up things out there

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  19. UnknownSeptember 29, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    I remember first seeing Two Girls One Cup, if I wasn't completely bombed on tequila, I don't think I would have made it.

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  20. DavidMadeSeptember 29, 2010 at 6:45 PM

    Ouch! I feel sorry for the girl... Good story man!

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  21. DananananakroydSeptember 29, 2010 at 6:47 PM

    Solid story. Gunna keep up on this blog for sure

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  22. TheCoolIglooSeptember 29, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    People gotta pay for college somehow bro

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  23. EdwardPrinceofWalesSeptember 29, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    oh jeez

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  24. 3milelimitSeptember 29, 2010 at 7:05 PM

    I ask myself the same things sometimes, and I also wonder who the hell actually likes watching some of that disgusting shit. I guess it makes sense though that if someone likes watching it someone else would like doing it, but it really is hard to wrap ones head around.

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  25. kokojestaSeptember 29, 2010 at 7:16 PM

    hehehe lolzee

    http://kokojesta.blogspot.com

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  26. ApóSeptember 29, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    That's fucking gross but the info is good thanks!

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  27. MestySeptember 29, 2010 at 7:55 PM

    Poor woman!
    I hope you get better soon!
    Mesty =)

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  28. RAiNИiAЯSeptember 29, 2010 at 8:37 PM

    The internet brings out the worst in people

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  29. 5fdpmayhemSeptember 29, 2010 at 9:41 PM

    well i do know the chicks on the 2 girls 1 cup thing did it for drugs, it was later released, but i cannot quote the source at this time.

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  30. brunoSeptember 30, 2010 at 7:45 AM

    man... thats bad....

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  31. MikeNeumanSeptember 30, 2010 at 11:38 PM

    The answer my dear friend is money.

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  32. MOBSCENEOctober 1, 2010 at 12:00 AM

    IS THAT REAL??

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