Wednesday, September 29, 2010

My face still freakin' hurts

And it looks like this:

Ahhhhhh!!!!

Okay, so it's not that bad.  Nothing is that bad.  I wanted to talk a little today about internet porn.  Why?  Because I have no idea why people do what they do.  I'm going over my head how, how could some 19 year old, pretty hot looking chick, eat someone else's shit, then puke it back into her friend's asshole, then fist it in there, then she shits it back into her mouth, then they both kiss and eat it together.  I mean, I don't think there's any amount of money in the world they could pay me to do that.  So then I thought, are these girls kidnapped?  Are they being forced to do this shit?  Are they really just that badly addicted to drugs that they will literally do ANYTHING for their next fix?  I have so many questions and there are never enough answers.  How can I contact these girls for interviews?  And what about all the crazy ass amature porn that's out there of equally fucking batshit insane videos, what are those fuckers thinking?  Where do they work during the day?  Is that my local Wal Mart greeter stuffing an eggplant in her vagina and pissing off a balcony?  

My God, man.  


I really have to lay off the internet.

36 comments:

  1. wow that guy is sexy /b/ro! Get ta following!

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  2. >I really have to lay off the internet.

    truer words have never been spoken, sir.

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  3. sick to say the least...not in a good way either lol

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  4. Word.
    There's some unbelievable bullsh*t out there.

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  5. That picture made me feel sick lol. Nah just kidding I enjoyed reading your post.

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  6. There is no shortage of damaged fuckers out there, my brother. All you can do is learned to be entertained by their scat-munching antics.

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  7. If you ever figure out how to contact them, don't hold out on me. I'm getting a degree in psychology, that shit's golden for papers.

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  8. yeah some pretty fucked up things out there

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  9. I remember first seeing Two Girls One Cup, if I wasn't completely bombed on tequila, I don't think I would have made it.

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  10. Ouch! I feel sorry for the girl... Good story man!

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  11. Solid story. Gunna keep up on this blog for sure

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  12. People gotta pay for college somehow bro

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  13. I ask myself the same things sometimes, and I also wonder who the hell actually likes watching some of that disgusting shit. I guess it makes sense though that if someone likes watching it someone else would like doing it, but it really is hard to wrap ones head around.

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  14. hehehe lolzee

    http://kokojesta.blogspot.com

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  15. That's fucking gross but the info is good thanks!

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  16. Poor woman!
    I hope you get better soon!
    Mesty =)

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  17. The internet brings out the worst in people

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  18. well i do know the chicks on the 2 girls 1 cup thing did it for drugs, it was later released, but i cannot quote the source at this time.

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  19. The answer my dear friend is money.

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