Thursday, September 30, 2010
I wrote this right before I went off to basic training a little over a year and a month ago. Just to give you an impression of what my life has been like. I'll update again with something better tomorrow, but right now I have to iron my shitty cook whites again. DAMN YOU, ARMY. Also, I did a quick drawing of Arnold Shwarzencoughinflagenfloozle. Enjoy!
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Here's a comic I did a while back on Bleach. Hope you like it, I tried to capture the ridiculousness of it all, then I realized most anime is like this, so I shouldn't pick on just Bleach. But anyway, happy reading! And comment, would ya, homies?
And it looks like this:
Okay, so it's not that bad. Nothing is that bad. I wanted to talk a little today about internet porn. Why? Because I have no idea why people do what they do. I'm going over my head how, how could some 19 year old, pretty hot looking chick, eat someone else's shit, then puke it back into her friend's asshole, then fist it in there, then she shits it back into her mouth, then they both kiss and eat it together. I mean, I don't think there's any amount of money in the world they could pay me to do that. So then I thought, are these girls kidnapped? Are they being forced to do this shit? Are they really just that badly addicted to drugs that they will literally do ANYTHING for their next fix? I have so many questions and there are never enough answers. How can I contact these girls for interviews? And what about all the crazy ass amature porn that's out there of equally fucking batshit insane videos, what are those fuckers thinking? Where do they work during the day? Is that my local Wal Mart greeter stuffing an eggplant in her vagina and pissing off a balcony?
My God, man.
I really have to lay off the internet.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Back from the dentist. The right side of my face is big and puffy and I feel like my gums just took on Jackie Chan's fists. It's kind of sad that now I can never use this as an excuse ever again to get out of work. Maybe I should have saved it for another time, but whatever. Here's another Ian comic, and I think this might be the last one. I'll start posting the cartoons later. See ya!
Now this here comic is a true tale of a young girl with down syndrome, overcoming her handicap to help herself, her mother, and her friends and bring happiness to the world, in her own happy, retarded way.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Back again. I had to wake up at 445 in the morning to iron my Cook Whites, shave my face, brush my teeth, then had to be at work by 6:15. Well, the damn Sergeant in charge didn't show up until 7, so that was a waste of time. Then he split the shift so we don't have to work all day, which is good if you're on morning shift, you leave at 130 and have the rest of the day for whatever. But, if you're on afternoon shift like me, you have to come back at 130, get off at 730, then have to be back for morning PT by 600. That's a typical weekend schedule for me.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Hello, everybody. I've been gone for a while. Crazy shit has been going on the past few years. 6 years actually. I've been out of touch with all of my friends and family and update you all on what's been going on. Also, I'm just going to post a lot of random crap that I find amusing, interesting, or what have you. Such as: