the myles files

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Bleach in a Nutshell

Here's a comic I did a while back on Bleach. Hope you like it, I tried to capture the ridiculousness of it all, then I realized most anime is like this, so I shouldn't pick on just Bleach. But anyway, happy reading! And comment, would ya, homies?

My face still freakin' hurts

And it looks like this:

Ahhhhhh!!!!

Okay, so it's not that bad. Nothing is that bad. I wanted to talk a little today about internet porn. Why? Because I have no idea why people do what they do. I'm going over my head how, how could some 19 year old, pretty hot looking chick, eat someone else's shit, then puke it back into her friend's asshole, then fist it in there, then she shits it back into her mouth, then they both kiss and eat it together. I mean, I don't think there's any amount of money in the world they could pay me to do that. So then I thought, are these girls kidnapped? Are they being forced to do this shit? Are they really just that badly addicted to drugs that they will literally do ANYTHING for their next fix? I have so many questions and there are never enough answers. How can I contact these girls for interviews? And what about all the crazy ass amature porn that's out there of equally fucking batshit insane videos, what are those fuckers thinking? Where do they work during the day? Is that my local Wal Mart greeter stuffing an eggplant in her vagina and pissing off a balcony?

My God, man.

I really have to lay off the internet.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

My face hurts

Back from the dentist. The right side of my face is big and puffy and I feel like my gums just took on Jackie Chan's fists. It's kind of sad that now I can never use this as an excuse ever again to get out of work. Maybe I should have saved it for another time, but whatever. Here's another Ian comic, and I think this might be the last one. I'll start posting the cartoons later. See ya!

Another Comic from Ian and Say Goodbye Wisdom Teeth

Now this here comic is a true tale of a young girl with down syndrome, overcoming her handicap to help herself, her mother, and her friends and bring happiness to the world, in her own happy, retarded way.

Well, I'll be posting later tonight. I just did my online errands and now I'm off to go get my wisdom teeth pulled. This is going to hurt like fuck, but at least I get some nice Vicodin and the rest of the week off work. Woo hoo! Expect many drugged up comments and posts later. Peace!